So Sayeth Bayreuth Boy

First of all, he did not drive like a lunatic. He would never drive like a lunatic when driving a car that is not his own, nor with me in the passenger seat for the first time. 

Okaaaaaay...

Secondly, he has a stellar sense of humor. Even if a Teuton.

Natch. Would I dare measure the width of his butt otherwise? In inches, at that.

Thirdly, he must actually be Italian. Because half the couple doing all that bacio intenso is he. 

Si, Ragazzo! Certamente!