The following suspect escaped BOASD Elite Force's custody as of 17:00 hours, Tuesday, December 11, 2007. He was last seen sprinting barefoot across Potsdamer Platz.
DESCRIPTION
Name: Bayreuth Boy
Age: 25 to 45 (elevated maturity level renders age estimation futile)
Sex: Male
Height: Six feet (of sexiness)
Weight: Svelte (and sexily proportioned)
Hair: Blondish-brown (rumpled in a sexy manner)
Race: Franconian (Could there be anything sexier?)
Prone to: Muttering American Gangster lyrics with Oxford accented English. (Germans do NOT speak American.)
Aliases include: Man of the People Friend of the Community; Beard Man; The Graf
Contact BOASD authorities IMMEDIATELY upon sighting of suspect. DO NOT attempt to overtake him, nor confiscate his iPod, as devastating Bavarian-Gangster Prügelei will result.
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